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You can in a Nissan, but it's harder in a Lada!
"Bill Gates is lost" - Serves him right for buying Autoroute!
2B or not 2B.....thats FF
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Be creative, invent a perversion.
Beer: May Cause Drowsiness - If Symptoms Persist Insult Doctor.
Blue, Blue & Blue - The United Colours of Benelton
Bob says it's good to talk, but not to download at 2400.
C Program run, C Program Crash...ReWrite in Pascal!
Drop to DOS? Nah, it's easier with Power Prompter thanks...
EMACS - Eight Megabytes And Continuous Swapping
Get lost... If you can't do that, try Autoroute. ;-)
Gorin Desktop - "Sysop's Choice" GUI on John Major's Sunglasses
GUI - Gorin's Unique Interface? Win without the Doze!
If life begins at 40, what are you supposed to do until then?
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
Insufficient Disk Space, Delete Windows to continue? (Y/y)
Keyboard - a device for entering errors into a computer.
LENGTH[WALK] := LENGTH[PIER] + 100;
Microsoft renames Chicago for UK! Slough beta-2 due soon...
On a clear disk you can seek forever
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
Virginia Bottomley - Anagram: I'm an evil tory bigot.
When in doubt, mumble. When asked to clarify, say "Trust me".
Will you be using '95 in '96?
You may very well think that, but I could not possibly comment!
Tescos plastic bag shortage - NO CARRIERS
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
IF WINDOWS$="useful" THEN HELL$=32F
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Marriage is Grand...Divorce is 20 Grand...
Error reading FAT table...Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
Radio 4: "A lot of croquet players are Merchant Bankers"
43% of all statistics are useless
10 PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my loop": GOTO 10
C Program run, C Program Crash...ReWrite in Pascal!
Write all complaints legibly in this space -> []
Beat virus attacks - use Dom-s-DOS
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
Help: It said "Insert disk no.3", but only two will fit
Don't be sexist. Birds hate that!
Make big £££. Enlarging photocopier for sale. Call ...
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors
Optimist: A YUGO owner
There's nothing wrong with Doublesace fⁿ8637ü≤╣ü│?7≥63x░
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
WYTYSYDG - What You Thought You Saw You Didn't Get
Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine!
PKZIP OLDKITBAG.ZIP C:\TROUBLES\*.*
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Don't blame me! I just wrote the thing!
God is Real, unless declared Integer
If at first you don't succeed, call the author
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere!
You may very well think that, but I could not possibly comment!
Hear about the Irish computer virus? It destroys itself!
Black Holes are where God divided by zero
I've got a...uh...uh...Oh yeah- a photographic memory!
The words John Major and chocolate teapot spring to mind!
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes
Uses for John Major no 43: Colour chart for a greyscale scanner
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The cost of feathers has risen... Now even down is up!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance
In your CONFIG.SYS file make sure you set BUGS=OFF
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
When in doubt, mumble. When asked to clarify, say "Trust me".
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
You can have it good, cheap, or fast. Any two.
General Failure - (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)uy new disk
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!
Don't ask me - I was hired for my looks.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Daddy? What's this little red button for? Pzzzz...
Backup? I've never had troub**&{[} 3$$ERROR
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer!
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
General Failure Reading Phone Bill! ([I]gnore,[B]orrow,[G]et Cut Off)?
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
I use a limited version of Intel's Pentium for my writing work: A pen!
It's only a hobby...only a hobby...only a hobby...
California raisins murdered: Cereal Killer suspected
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Do not disturb. (I am already quite disturbed, thank you.)
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.
UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!